satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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(via eternallybutthurt)

They can say Korra was pulled off the air for low ratings but we know the truth

jaxblade:

This bitch got Choked to death 

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This girl got her head blown off 

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This chick got Fried

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and This boy melted himself 

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Pulled for low ratings image

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(via boyvstheworld)

pokemon-personalities:

Gothitelle’s pokedex entry is so sad i want to hug the poor little pokemon ;__;

(via halcyxxxn)

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msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

(via bandsrmylife)

Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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brastrophobia:

i feel you dashboard

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via eternallybutthurt)

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