5th grade sex ed more like
They can say Korra was pulled off the air for low ratings but we know the truth
This bitch got Choked to death
This girl got her head blown off
This chick got Fried
and This boy melted himself
Pulled for low ratings
Gothitelle’s pokedex entry is so sad i want to hug the poor little pokemon ;__;
Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman
ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ
Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.
Conversation I heard in the club.
Hey what's up?
Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
So, are you here with anyone?
Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
That's alright it's cool.
You don't mind me calling you cute?
A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
send me your best pick up line
(Source: onlinegf, via eternallybutthurt)